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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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