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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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