Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.