Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.