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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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