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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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