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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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