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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯
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