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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁
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