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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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