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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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