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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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