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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛
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