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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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