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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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