Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.