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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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