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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Lola eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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