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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮
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