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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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