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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Missy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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