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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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