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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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