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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃
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