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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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