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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁
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