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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Thor eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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