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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jelly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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