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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻
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