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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺
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