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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍
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