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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦
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