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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮
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