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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gizmo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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