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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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