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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Worf eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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