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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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