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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Missy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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