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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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