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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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