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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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