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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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