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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simpkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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