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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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