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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Maggie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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