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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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