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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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