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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jelly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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