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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Snort eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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