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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jenkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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